It's almost time, in less than 24 hours we get to put on our vault jumpsuits and get ready for that wasteland, that beautiful, radioactive, mutant infected wasteland...
Just imagine, ghouls surrounding you from all sides, your trusty dog next to you and a badass gun that you crafted at hand. What better way to spend the day? Well, that's nothing. Even better, the moment after you survived every creature that dared to defy your epicness and as people start calling you the Wasteland Messiah, with the burning irradiated sunlight shining at you in this hard day of work, you bring out a refreshing Nuka Cola, then save the cap and enjoy the sweet taste of greatness...then you proceed to bring out your Fat Man aim it at the settlement of people worshipping you and blow that fucker up! Why!? BECAUSE IT'S FALLOUT!!AND BECAUSE YOU CAN!!(Except killing the dog, because you are not a heartless monster! [And because you really can't kill him])
Yes, everyone get your Pip Boys ready and remember to kiss and hug your loved ones because you ain't seeing them again for months. And remember War...War never changes...unless you blow everything up with a Fat Man and force everyone to change it that is...
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